Faradic Internet Services, LLC.

Version 4.0.0 of the Jargon File defines "faradize" as follows:

faradize /far'-diz/ /v./ [US Geological Survey] To start any hyper-addictive process or trend, or to continue adding current to such a trend. Telling one user about a new octo-tetris game you compiled would be a faradizing act -- in two weeks you might find your entire department playing the faradic game.

We at Faradic believe that once you've gotten a good taste of what the Internet is really like, you will find this definition more than suitable. Very few things today are nearly as faradic as the Internet, so allow us to faradize this trend and provide you with an onramp to this new frontier.

At Faradic, we operate by simple and essential philosophies. We believe that the Internet and its benefits should not only be accessable to people with time to learn complicated programs and procedures. Unique software will handle your Internet connection and all of your applications in one easy package. Whenever you have a problem, human tech-support will be only a phone call away. You will find that getting on the Internet is just as easy as using America Online or Prodigy, and much cheaper as well.

But the Internet is also all about freedom. That's why our service is designed to facilitate your online sessions while leaving you the ability to use your PPP connection in any way you want. Unlike some of the major online services, you will not be confined to just a few preset Internet locations. If it's on the Internet, you can make use of it.

While online services charge outrageous hourly rates and provide you only limited access, Faradic charges one monthly fee for as much time online as you would like. You will have the entire Internet at your finger tips, free of any degree of censorship. For parents worried about graphic content online, we can recommend several excellent security applications to filter what your children are able to see. We recommend: Net Nanny, Cyber Patrol, and SurfWatch.

Take advantage of Faradic's excellent bandwidth to user ratio. Once you've seen what the Internet has to offer, you'll never believe that you could get by without it before. The Internet is the future of human communications; a whole new world of information, entertainment, and opportunities. Faradic puts it all in your hands.